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should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

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parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

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i think suicidal people are just angels that want to go home.

hi as an actually suicidal person can you please shove this romanticized bullshit back up your ass? Thanks.

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Marvel Productions; 2000 - 2015

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